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Me: Where are you?

Dad: Parent teacher conference for your sister.

Me: Ok when are you pickling me up

Me: T_T autocorrect...

Dad: I refuse to pickle you. Up or down.

Me: xD Evil autocorrect xP

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Me: (insert friend name here) I did the impossible

I paper cutted my elbow. :|

Friend: How!?

Me: Writing notes in science. Laid my atm down and cut myself. xD

Arm*

Friend: ~Layed my atm down~

Me: I gots a portable atm xD

Friend: DANGGGG

I WANT ONE

Me: Nu.

Friend: :'(