Sent by Lizzy2015.
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Friend~ Can't have to cleanse my soul

Me~ Oh, I sold mine to Satan a long time ago

Friend~ Oops, my hand slipped I meant body

Me~ Oh...Hehe, ignore that last text

Friend~ Hehe, I don't think I can

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Me~ TBH~ I don't lick myself

Friend~You don't lick yourself??

Me~ OH MY GOD!! I MEANT LIKE, I DONT LIKE MYSELF

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Friend~BIBBITY  BOBBITY BOOBS

Me~Boobs?? What??

Friend~ It was a typo.

How to get boobs~*fairy godmother* "Here you go child. BIBBITY BOBBITY BOOBS!"

Me~ I can't believe we are friends