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Kalie: Hey Brad, Jessica yells at her pants.

Brad: What??? She yells at her pants??

Me: WHAT NOOOO!!!!! KALIE WHAT DID YOU DOOOO

Kalie: I MEANT THAT SHE LIKED YOUR PANTS. THE BLUE ONES!!!

Brad: Don't worry. I yell at my pants too.

Me: *FACEPALM*

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Friend:It's not my fault that he was being dirty!

Me: I didn't say that

Friend: Yeah I know. But he was just being............... And then it just pooped up!

Friend: **popped Not pooped

Me: IT JUST POOPED UP!!!!