Sent by PoisionedNightshade.

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Me: Hey!

Friend: what's up?

Me: Not much, my moms out right now.

Friend: oooo, so you're home alone?

Me: yep.

Friend: cool, where'd your mom go anyways?

Me: oh, my moms at the OL' farting lab.

Friend: ...

Me: *farting*

Me: **farting*

Friend: this is starting to get awkward.

Me: *farting*

Me: AGH!!! *fasting lab*

Friend: ahaha, xD

Me: STUPID SPELL CHECK!

Friend: I was worried there for a sec xD

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Grandma: Alight, where did you want me to meet you again?

Grandpa: The recreation center.

Grandma: Alright, me and the girls will be there soon.

Grandpa: K, see you soon

Grandma: See you soon jerk.

Me: xD

Grandpa: What did I do?

Grandma: Sorry! Sorry! Your granddaughter yelled "jerk" at the driver in front of us as I was using text talk!

Grandpa: Oh.

Me: Opps, just have that kind of personality xD