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Friend: I love the hospital food!

Me: I know right!

Friend: I haven't had some in a while

Me: Me too, the last time I had it was when my little sister was burned

Friend: WHAT?!

Me: *Born!!!!!!!

Friend: Oh ok, phew

Me: Totally sending this to Funny Text Bloopers

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Friend: I beat you at Trivia Crack!
Me: My life is over....
Friend: Say that Abigail (my friend's name) is smarter than me
Me:(Tries to put fartier) Abigail is fattier than me
Friend: You eat more food than me
Me: That was autocorrect
Friend: Oh lol what were you trying type?
Me: I rather not say