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Me: I think Ben is hacking my phone

Friend: Yeah well, I'm sorry for that.

Me: I sht the door to my room to keep him out.

Friend: You have a pretty big a$$ then.

Me: NONONO I DID NOT SHT A DOOR! I shut a door.....

Friend: Are you sure you didn't sht a door?

Me: Shut up.