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Me: You know what you should do?!?!

Friend: Yes?

Me: WATCH SOME GREW DIE PISCES

Friend: Are you saying I should go watch some Pisces people grow, then die... I'm not pimp or portal.

Me: I meant Pewdiepie....

Friend: I meant Immortal....

Me: We need new phones.

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Friend: Different word form tussles

Friend: John

Me: I don't know.

Friend: THESAURUS, HERE WE COME

Me: I am looking up synonyms

Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Friend: ?

Me: I am suing the Internet!

Me: Using! Auto-correct.

Friend: Why

Friend: ?

Me: I am sending this to a Wattpad text message book

Friend: Ok