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Friend: it's the natural sense of calmness in a girl, don't you hv it?

Me: of course I'm a clam clam

Me: wait wut

Me: CLAM

Me: alright calm, great goodnight

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Me: Ooo creepy

Friend: why creepy?

Me: because you thought one thing when it was a mother

Friend: that's the Freudian slip joke :P

Me: I meant another -_-