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Me: Have you listened this 5sos song?

Kath: No, what's it called?

Me: I can't remember

Kath: What? What's the song called?

Me: I can't remember

Kath: THEN WHY THE BANANA ARE YOU TELLING ME ABOUT THE SONG AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NAME?!!!

Me: No, that's the song title.. I can't remember!

Kath: Ohhh..

Me: x_x 

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Me: I can't believe you cheated on me. I hope your happy you son of a banana!

Dad: Um..sweetheart?

Me: Oh, sorry dad. That was meant for Kyle.

Dad: Oh ok

Me: So...wyd..?

Dad: Finding my shot gun, ttyl

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Friend: Oh, hey! Wanna hang out today?

Me: Later, I lost my phone so I'm searching for it. I'll tell you when I find it.

Friend: Oh, ok.

3 hours later

Friend: Did you find it yet?

Me: Nope, gonna keep looking.