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Person 1: Not sure if I'm going to have a drink or not... If I don't do you want to some over for wine?

Person 2: Yes! And Vampire diarrhea!!

Person 1: Diarrhea?!

Person 2: Omfg I meant Vampire Diary's. Shoot me now! iPhone makes me iFustrated.

Person 1: Lmafo