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(Discussing minecraft)

Me: do you think I should enchant my armpit?

Friend: ...

Me: Erm armor... My armpits fantastic enough 

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Discussing Fright Fest

Me: you guys are SOOO lucky you are going to six flags ☹

Friend 1: well you would have came too

Friend 2: yeah but you can't

Me: just promise to take spicy ute

Friend 1: spicy food?

Friend 2: what's spicy ute

Me: *pictures* ☹