Dedicated to HipsterFaye.

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Hana: hey Joan wanna have sexy times this weekend?

Joe: WHAT?!? WHO IS JOAN

Hana: omg XD I meant Joe. D*mn autocorrect

Joe: good, cause if you meant Joan... I would've broke your arm.

Hana: WHAT

Joe: I meant heart. I would've broken up with you. D*mn autocorrect

Hana: so worth a screen capture!

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Autumn: IDK who to go to grad with.

Kaitlin: go with a boyfriend.

Sam: yeah, that's kind of what most ppl do.

Autumn: but I'm single, like a big fat pringle all alone in the cupboard.

Kaitlin: well that's dumb

Autumn: R U SAYING THAT MY LOVE LIFE IS DUMB

Kaitlin: OMG NO! I meant to say 'well that's dark' cause your simile was so sad.

Sam: XD

Autumn: autocorrect sucks, so much.