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Mom: Yeas ready

Mom: *Twas

Mom: *Beas

Mom: I AM NEVER GETTING AN IPHONE AGAIN!!!

Mom: TEAS ready

Me: And why are you messaging me this?

Mom: Because your at Lucy's

Me: Who?

Mom: How the hell does home and Lucy's get mixed up?!?!

Me: Sooo, you messaging me this when my room is the first room upstairs.

Mom: Yes

Me: And the dining room is only like, 20 steps away

Mom: Wow

Mom: *Oops

Mom: *Coos

Mom: *Ow

Mom: *Oh

Mom: FINALLY!!!

Me: We never had this conversation, deal?

Mom: Deal. Now come on, yeas ready.

Me: Not again!

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Mum: When are you coming home? We're having chicken with some Harry's gravy for dinner.

Me: o.o what?

Mum: Whoops! I didn't mean to say Harry's gravy.

Me: Like 1D Harry?

Mum: Yeh. Does he make gravy?

Me: o.o no.

Mum: Awe. I would of loved to try some of that gravy.

Me: No mum. No you wouldn't of.

Mum: Well. Your uncle Harvey's coming for dinner and we're having Harry's gravy

Mum: *Harveys

Me: WE'RE HAVING UNCLE HARVEYS GRAVY?!?!

Mum: Yeah. It's delicious.

Me: ...