Sent by TheBananaBus.

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Friend: Have you seen my phone I lost it.

Person: BWAHAHAHAHA

Friend: what

person: if you lost you phone than why are you texting me? LOLOLOL

friend: I'm using my iPod dum bass

Person: oh.....

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Change 'no' in your moms phone to 'HELL YEAH' XD

Me: hey mom can I drink with my friends at a party?

Mom: umm...HELL YES

Me: YAY Thx mom :D

Mom: I meant HELL YES

Mom: Jesus Christ HELL YES