Not Mine

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Daughter: Hey mom. Sorry I missed your call. I just got arrested.

Mom: What???? What the crap happened!?!?!? Are you ok!?!!?!? Where are you!?!?!? Call me

Daughter: Oh, Jesus. I didn't get arrested mom1 I got a RESCUE.

Daughter: That rescue dog I was thinking about getting.

Daughter: Answer your phone!!

Mom: I'm going to kill you!!!