Conversation between me and my friend. Haven't posted one of my own bloopers in years.

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Shadenight: Your pockets big?

Khonsu: In my bag?

Shadenight: Oh my, I meant locker. I am texting too fast. Though pockets works too lol.

Khonsu: Lol I have no idea the size of my locker. I have never looked in it.

Shadenight: Seriously? Wow. (Nuns if I put on FTB?)

Shadenight: Minds* No nuns!

Shadenight: Mind*

Khonsu: Lol, I was like, "what?"Though what's FTB

Shadenight: Lol. It's my Funny Text Blooper book. It's pretty popular.

Khonsu: Sure you can put it on FTB.

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Alrighty, here is a little note from me.

For one. WOW, 9,194,003 reads! That. Is. Amazing. I am so thrilled everyday when I see how much you all like this book.

Second, this book is number two in 'Random'! That is so great! I have never been 'popular'(is that what you would call this) anywhere.

Third, 2,973 followers! That is pretty epic in my opinion. I thank each and everyone of you! Without all of you I would be no where. I would follow everyone if I could!

Well school is creeping up on me(and most of everyone else), so I will start to get way busy. I am trying to respond to as many messages as possible. It'd be great if you all checked out my dA too. Link is on my profile.

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And one little thing. I am pretty desperate to find someone who watches Grey's Anatomy. I know only one person, and that is on dA. And also, what my fellow Wattpaders like to watch. Here is my little poll thing to you all.

Comment the letter below the show you watch(if you do watch them): (Please and thanks so much!)

A) Bones

B) 'Kids' Shows(Help me out here, lol. Like on Cartoon Network and such I think)

C) Criminal Minds

D) Fear The Walking Dead

E) Grey's Anatomy

F) Lost

G) House

H) The Walking Dead

I) The Big Bang Theory

J) Other- COMMENT!

Thanks for helping me out! ; ) 

(Now wouldn't I just die if some cool actor person from any of the shows I love ended up being on Wattpad that I don't know about((is there?)I am not in the community much), and I would die again if they read this book. *sigh*)

Enough of me, lets get back to what you all came here for! Funny Texts! :D

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Annnd I just noticed that you all are claiming the lines between segments. Haha too funny!