Dedicated to TheDarkAngel995.

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Son:Hey baby

Mom: Um hi son I've never been called that one by you before did you mean to send that to your girlfriend? I mean I've been called person, woman, mother, you, and mom but never baby XD.

Son: ...let's pretend this didn't happen I didn't have my glasses on and I thought the name said molly not mom...

Mom: I'm never letting this one go down I'm gonna annoy you about this forever. 

Son: a**hole...