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Me: I'm about to try out autocorrect

Friend: This should be good

Me: I like pussycats 

Me: *pizza

Me: Oh gosh

Friend: I knew you went both ways but come on now

Me: Italy Wong Turkish Ostrich

Friend: What?

Me: Irish Wasabi Tyrone Orange

Friend: Are you okay?

Me: *turns off autocorrect*

Me: I was saying "It won't turn off"

Friend: Never text me with it again