Dedicated to cat_of_Seiko_night.

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son:I'm coming out

mum:me and your father always knew you where gay

son:I meant coming over for lunch.....

mum:so you aren't gay??!!

son:no

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lizzy:Im gona kil u b!tch. I cnt explain how ugly u r I mean u r the ugliest eva. I ate u!!

stranger:where do I begin?.. I'm kill you you're can't you are you are ever hate you

lizzy:WTF dedra??!!

stranger:I'm not dedra you got the wrong number. I decided to give you a spelling lesson.

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girl:dad help there is a moth in my room.

dad?

dad

help

I'm scared...

dad:dad is dead you are next love moth x

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girl:just go away you are dead if you speak to me again.

mum:Becky!!

girl:sorry mum that was for maddie.

mum:but maddie is such a nice girl.

girl:she said you where a(lot of words)

mum:kill the b!tch

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person 1:hi

person 2:who's this?

person 1: sorry wrong number

person 2:I still wanna know who it is...

hello

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