Sent by JahnChloeGarcia.

____________________________________

Son: Hey dad, how's it going?

Dad: Well, me and your mom fondled ourselves together for the first time last night

We didn't get good results. Nothing came up.

Son: What the hell Dad? I don't know why did you sent that to me but that's hilarious. :-D

Dad: Damn it Auto Correct! Me and your mom googled ourselves!

NO RESULTS!

____________________________

Son: Mom, I passed the exam in Thesis!

Mom: WTF! Congrats Son!

Son: Mom, do you even know what WTF means?

Mom: Well That's Fantastic