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Me: Dad bought Morgan Freeman and now I'm eating them, better get down here before they're all gone

Maddie: Your eating Morgan Freeman? Is he good? XD

Me: OMG!!! NO IM EATING M&MS, damn auto correct

Maddie: how the hell did M&MS auto correct to Morgan Freeman.

Me: I have no clue, but it's to late now, I already ate him all

Maddie: Wow! Poor man

Me: I hate this phone

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Me: Hey what are you doing?

Her: Eating Starbutts, why?

Me: HOLY CRAP! YOU'RE EATING STARBUTTS!

Her: I officially hate this phone. You're not letting this go, are you?

Me: only if you give me some of dem Starbutts. :3

Her: I hate you