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Friend: Hey, do you know when Bill is coming over?

Me: Yea, I think he's getting his heart or something.

Friend: What, is he in love or something?

Me: Dude, no, what does that have anything to do with his heart.

Friend: Do you even realize what you're typing?

Me: ...OH COMMON, DARN ARTOCORRECT

Friend: I'm sure Ink Sans would love to do Artocorrect with ya.

Me: Shit up and no, Bill is getting his hat, not his heart. He's heartless anyways.