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Mom: Hey baby girl I am about maybe 10 minutes away from Scotland so it's possible not likely but possible I won't be there when you get off the bus.

Scottown not Scotland.

Me: Alright. I'll ask Ed to drop me off at Scotland.

Mom: Oh you got jokes do you

Me: Yeah.

Mom: Just so you know I'm jealous guy Linda get your ass I'm only going to send because of money because it funny ass you and n y

Because it's f u n n y. Funny.

Me: Dafaq?!

Mom: What that was supposed to say was I'm not coming all the way to Scotland to get your ass.