Dedicated to @ShellyDahShortiee.

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Friend: What you mean?

Me: His phone broke so he used his lips 

Me: I meant opiod

Me: iPod 

Me: This is a fail ._.

Friend: Hahahaha OMG girl xD

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Think I have everyones submissions posred. Remember to PM if you would like me to post you text blooper :) (It can't be very vulgar though).