Dedicated to @Fasha_love_stories_.

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Me: MEEEEP

Friend: shut UUUP!!

Me: hey we didn't hVe math homework, right? 

Friend: WTF IS HVE,!?!?!?!?!?

Me: hve is hVe.

Me: jk hve is have. NOW GIMME THE ANSWEEEEEEERRRRRR! Or i shall stab uuu! 

Friend: PLZ leave a message after the beep. 

Me: ...