Dedicated to ItsOnlyValerie.

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Me: hey can we watch a movie on your iPad? 

Friend: sure 

Me: yaaayyyy I have a splinter 

Me: ****splitterI SAID SPLITTER 

Friend: lol I was worried 

Me: do u have sherlick on your iPad too? 

Friend: ooh sherlick the sexy detective 

Me: STAHPI DIDNT SAY THAT 

Friend: oh yeah I'm SURE u meant Sherlock *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* 

Me: and I'm done LATWRS 

Me: ****LATERS JESUS (swear word) CHRIST