Person 1: One Direction is way better than the Beatles 

Me: Though I don't comprehend as to where you derive this delusion, I must elaborate on my former statement that the Beatles can be labeled as classics and are labled as classics to this day, whereas One Direction will undubiously be removed from the minds of many within ten years time to put the matter bluntly. However, if I am to be forthright with you, I will admit that One Direction will be ridden from the minds of everyone within a little over a year. And despite the perfunctory evidence you have exhibited in my presence, I will have to deny your false claim, as your claim is anything but valid. Thus, your vexing and perplexing claim is put to rest. 

Person 1: I don't even know the half of what you just said

Me: *walks out like a boss with sunglasses*