Person 1: I brought my boyfriend Eric to prom. Isn't he just handsome? *kisses Eric*

Person 2: I brought Maximilian to prom. We've been together for 2 years! *kisses Maximilian*  

Person 3: I brought Jackson to prom. He's so cute! *kisses Jackson*

Me: I brought my boyfriend Bob to prom. He's invisible to everyone except for me. That's why we're together :) *kisses air*