Hacker101: Hey

Me: Hey, sup?

Hacker101: Nothin much, just wanna upgrade your membership with yo pass...

Me: Oh sorry, gtg my feet are on fire, but I'll get back to you on that...if I live O.o

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Me: Is that my dog calling me? Oh I better go, see ya :D

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Me: I sorry? I no speak your nonsense?

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Me: Well, see, member and ship is a compound word, you see and a member is a person who is an an individual, thing, or organization belonging to a group -credits to Google- and a ship is a vessel larger than a boat for transporting people or goods (including animals) by sea -also to Google- and if you combine the two you get an individual belonging in a group that rides vessels that either transport people or transport goods at sea. So, I'm sorry to say this, but I refuse your offer to be a happy-fun-loving-ship-riding- barnyard animal :)