I know this isn't a joke, but I don't have a definitive spot where I place my tags anyway, so sit back and enjoy >:) 

I was tagged by thebestestturtle by the way ^-^

1. Will you join my evil army and serve as my minions when I take over the world? 

Er... I don't do minions. Partners, however, I may agree to so long as world-domination is set on my terms... #partnersincrime

2. Can you play any instruments? 

Does a kazoo count? 

3. If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?

Telekinesis because then I can be even more lazy than I already am! :D 

And also, because it's a gateway to other abilities like flying and the ilk. 

4. What is your favorite animal? 

Either an owl or a dog. 

5. What is your lucky number? 

Don't have one :/ 

6. What is your zodiac? 

Scorpio (twinzies)  

7. What color is the sky? 

Orange (Mars, my home planet :P) 

8. Do you like waffles? 

Indeed. 

9. Can you do me a favor and follow koalaballoon343 ?

For the right price... 

10. What is your favorite type of car? 

SUV or a mini van. They're very spacious. 

11. What is your favorite sport? 

Badminton. Always (<-- no, that was not an HP reference) (<-- that was also not sarcasm) (<--- I'm sirius) (<--- but that particular one was an HP reference) 

12. Who is your best friend on wattpad? 

Can I change it to best friends instead? 

13. What is the pattern of your socks, if you are currently wearing some? 

No pattern. Just hot pink. 

Now, instead of answering the above questions, you will have to answer to my questions >:D *rubs hands maliciously* 

1. What hogwarts house are you in? (I'm hufflepuff, by the way - if you were curious. You probably weren't. But now you know.) 

2. Do you like to fish? 

3. Do you have a pet, and if so, what kind? 

4. What is your prescriptive on world-domination, and would you submit to my rule, if I were the supreme ruler? Reply honestly. I don't want any rebellions in the future - er, I mean, chaos. Chaos would be bad. *cough*

5. How do you think we should go about solving the issue of Global Warning? 

6. Do you like musicals? 

7. How would you describe what a book is to someone who doesn't enjoy reading? 

8. What is your perspective on schools? 

9. How is the weather like where you are? 

10. What do you consider to be the best trait you have? 

11. Do you like the number 11? 

12. Would you say your zodiac matches your personality? 

13. Did something bad happen to you on the last Friday the 13th? 

I tag:

STARZ2977 (yes, I know you're tagged; now you have to do two >:)

thefalsebookaddict

William_17

nimzim18

EkToJaLuMa

ella-f