Me: *at my laptop*

Mom: *closes laptop*

Me: What-

Mom: We should spend more time together; I don't like the thought of you cooped up all day by the computer. We should talk. 

Me: About what?

Mom: Anything

Me:  Alright. Let's talk about all my fictional boyfriends. So, first, we got Leo Valdez, Sage, Jem Carstairs, Day or Daniel-

Mom: Get back to your computer stuff