Horror movies be like:

Dad: Wow, we got such a nice and big house for a great price, right kids?

*kids nod*

Dad: Unless, of course I bought this house under the wrong impression and it was actually haunted with demons that want to take your souls and make our lives a living hell. Well, in that case, I'm the worst dad ever! Alright kids, now get into the house! Oh, and Johnny stop blabbering in fluent Latin to the window, that's just creepy.

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