Mom: Hunny, you should get some fresh air

Me: But then that'll mean I'll consume fresh air. Then I'll become fresh. Being fresh isn't a nice thing mom. When I was little you grounded me because I was fresh. You know what else is fresh? FISH! Fish consume the fresh air and have a bad fresh smell. See, mom? Fresh air is a bad thing! That is why I consume air that is in our lovely home :)

Mom: Sometimes I think I should just stay silent