Me: *scrambles into the mall into the chaotic crowd*

*buys everything visable and comes home*

*looks at stuff bought*

Me: Ok...I don't need a lacrosse stick *tosses it aside* 

Me: *picks up something from the bottom of the pile* O.o I don't think Chihuahuas were on sale today...

Chihuahua: Gee, I didn't think I was either you lunatic human