GATHER ROUND CHILDRENS IT'S STORYTIME

MAMA BUTTNUGGETS GONNA TELL YA'LL A STORY

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It's really awkward and weird :P

AIGHT

SO ...

I was at Kmart, right?

and I was trying on shorts for soccer

and lets just say my ex (Eric) was there

HE MOVED DOWN SOUTH YEARS AGO!!!

WHAT WAS MY LUCK TO SEE HIM HERE 

turns out he was visiting his aunt and they were on their was there and need pool noodles ... (XD)

and my mama likes to see the clothing on me before she buys them so  had on this tighter shirt and body defining shorts and I walk out of the fitting room looking for my mom and Eric was there instead so I was like

"holy fuck what are you doing here"

"getting some noodles" was his reply so I was confused to why he was in the WOMENS SECTION LOOKING FOR POOL NOODLES

and lemme tell ya something

I was kinda blessed with big boobs and a booty (I now realized this is a kinda awkward story for guys to read :P) 

and when I went to the store I was wearing baggy af jeans and a too big t-shirt because I couldnt give two fucks less 

so he just was like 

"cute butt"

and my mom and him ran into eachother and she recognized him and guess what he stated talking about ...

MY ASS ...

TO MY MOM

THE FUCK?!

it was one of the most awkward things ever

he was like "she has such a nice butt, real big chest too"

and my mom was like" yeah ikr, she gets it from me"

they talked for like twenty minutes ...

about mah booty

and before he left he was like "before you tried those clothes on you were a 0 then you went to a 10"

i was like "okey"

then he starts sing Drake 

he was all like "0 TO 100 REAL QUICK"

and i was going to fucking suffocate myself with the sleeves of a shirt

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well 

that was the story for today baby buttnuggets

love ya's

sorry for the awkwardness

bai