Dear School Nurse:
Cry Baby will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of Flu and has horrible Time At School When Sick and a/an Bad fever. We have made an appointment with the Great Dr. Green, who studied for many years in Harvard University and has 12 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
                              Sincerely
                           
                             Mrs. Smith.