SARA: *walks in with an angry face*
"I'm irritated."

PHILLIP: *reading a book*
"What happened?"

SARA: "I just don't understand why people need to be so mean."

PHILLIP: "Who did what?"

SARA: "Pansy Parkinson said that I'm a freak, simply because of my affiliation with eagles."

PHILLIP: "Just don't listen to her. You're unique in a good way, that's something completely different."

SARA: "Well... she also said that I'm a freaky bitch with an ugly face."

PHILLIP: *stands up abruptly, the book falls to the floor*

PHILLIP: "SHE SAID WHAT!? WHERE IS MY BAT!?"