He'll cry himself to sleep... Should've known not to watch LoTR xD

Gandalf the Orange...? WHY COULDN'T YOU BE AN APPLE?!?

*in a high pitched voice*

Smauglock was so desperate he burned his own desk. (And chair, and books and everything else...)

I would live there.

*cries in a corner*

Yeah...sure.... (I searched Tevildo xD)

...i knew it! *goes to Angband and murders Morgoth while shouting: "IT'S CALLED CHEESE SANDWICH YOU ...!"*