I can't read it...

B-)

Person singing this: *to true love* That's only four rings...

*gulp*

Let's move to Planet Gollum! It'll be awesome!

NOOO!!! MYYY PREEEECIOUSSSS!!! YOU CAN'T HAVES IT!

Gandalf's Wife: *to Gandalf* HOW DARE YOU YOU LITTLE-

And thus whichever continent the yellow one is could not participate in the Olympic Games.

That applies to all Tolkienites, I think...

My first thoughts: Go to Wattpad dude... There's plenty of us...

Myyyy preciousssssssss....

\-:',   Really?

Well thanks a lot, Frodo!