Glaurung: No Smaug, she's right. Listen to what your mum says.

Durin's Bane: lol

*starts singing* THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
Aragorn: Legolas... Just stop!

Am I the Only one who keeps mixing up "Mellon" and "Melon"?

It was made in the Flames of Mt Doom and only there it can be unmade...

Oh wow...
*does it*
*falls of chair Gimli-style*

What?!

lol

Ring Wars? Idk xD

Kili is Me in this one xD

Indeed you are not xD
" you're a weasel! ", that lady from TH, whose name I keep forgetting.

MY LITTLE NAZGÛL

Hardcore Nazgûl. YEEEAAAAAAH!

That's cute... I guess... xD

Says Legolas. (sorry not sorry Fangirls xD *creepy voice* you know it's truuuueeeee)

That exists?! *internal screaming*

Dun duuun duuuuun
Look's like we've discovered your little secret...

My mother would be so happy now...

Uh oh O.o

Evil Elves xD