HEY GUYS!!!! I FELT BAD FOR NOT STICKING TO MY PROMISE SO I'LL BE DOING A FEW MORE JOKES TODAY!!!! ENJOY!!!!

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Drunk Jokes:

3) Friend- You were so drunk last night!

Boy- Uh, nuh uh!

Friend- Yeah huh! You threw my hamster across the room and yelled," Pikachu, I chose u!"

4) Friend- U were so drunk last night!

Boy- Nuh uh!

Friend- Yeah huh! U slashed up all my pineapples while shouting," I know u are there, Spongebob!!!"

5) Friend- U were so drunk last night!

Boy- Nuh uh!

Friend- Yeah huh! U went up to a truck with an extra and whispered," I know ur secret, Optimus Prime."

6) Friend- U were so drunk last night!

Boy- Nuh uh!

Friend- Yeah huh! U put your iPhone in the blender and explained," I'm going to make apple juice!"

7) Friend- U were so drunk last night!

Boy- Nuh uh!

Friend- Yeah huh! You picked up a Mexican girl and said," I need your help, Dora."