THERE! 5 WHOLE CHAPTERS FOR YY'ALL TO READ!!! PLEASE KEEP VOTING!!!! THAT'S WHAT MOSTLY KEEPS ME GOING SO OF YOU WANT MORE JOKES, START VOTING!!!!!

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Boy: Hey dad. remember how when I killed a butterfly, u said," No butter for a week!" ?

Dad: Yeah, but that was a week ago.

Boy: And remember how when a killed a honeybee, u said no honey for a week?

Dad: Yeah, but that was a month ago!

Boy: Well, Mom just killed a cockroach. Should I break it to her?

Dad: ...

HAHAHA!!!!!!! I HAD TO READ THIS TWICE TO GET IT!