HEY GUYS!!! FIRST OF ALL, THE JOKE BELOW IS UNTRUE. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAR SO NO ONE REPORT ME FOR THAT.... I DON'T EVEN THINK ANYONE REPORTED ME YET... THAT'S GOOD. THIS BOOK IS PRETTY FAMOUS AND I WAS SCARED FOR A FEW DAYS THAT SOMEONE MIGHT REPORT IT. BUT I ALREADY MADE IT CLEAR THAT NOTHING OFFENSIVE OR BAD LANGUAGE WILL BE IN HERE SO TA DA!!! THIS IS A CLEAN JOKE BOOK!!! YOU'RE WELCOME.

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I changed the honk on my car to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now!