HEY GUYS!!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY READ THIS BOOK, BUT THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU! I HAVE LOTS OF JOKES COMING UP!!! AND ALSO, PLEASE CHECK OUT MY NEWEST BOOK, I STILL EXIST. THANKS!!! AND NO, GUYS. I DON'T DO SEPARATE AUTHOR NOTES ON THIS BOOK SO ALL OF MY IMPORTANT NOTES WILL BE POSTE ON EACH CHAPTER. I JUST FIND IT POINTLESS TO DO SEPARATE AUTHOR NOTES. ANYHOW, ENJOY!

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Dear teacher,

If you let me sit next to my friend, I'll whisper to her. But if you move me across the room, I'll yell to her. Your choice.

Sincerely,

Me