HEY GUYS!! NOTHING TO SAY!!!

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A drunk Alaskan guy decided to go ice fishing. He walked onto the ice, grabbed a saw, and began to cut a hole in the ice.

Suddenly a voice boomed,"You will find no fish there."

The drunk ignored the voice and continued sawing.

Again the voice said, more firmly this time,"You will not find fish under that ice."

The drunk set down his saw and looked up into the salt and asked in wonder,"Is that you God?"

The voice replied,"No. I'm the manager of the ice rink."