TA-DA!!!!! CHAPTER 40 GUYS! CAN YOU ALL BELIEVE IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THANKX AGAIN FOR ALL THE VOTING AND COMMENTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One day, a man was in a locker room when a phone rang. He went over and picked it up.

Wife: Hello there sweetie! I just saw this really cute dress and it costs $5,000. Can I buy it?

Man: Sure!

Wife: Oh! Thanks! And, oh yeah, I also saw this new model of a car and it costs $60,000. Can I get that too?

Man: Of course!

Wife: Goody! And, since you are so nice, I also found this nice house that costs $999,990. Can we get that as well?

Man: Yes, my darling. 

Wife: Thank you so much! See you at dinner then!

Man: Bye!

When the man hung up, he saw that everyone was gawking at him. He smiled and said," Does anyone know who's phone this is?"