HEY GUYS!!!! SO, I'M HOPING THAT AT LEAST ONE OF THESE JOKES PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACES... IF NOT, STOP READING. APPARENTLY YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE MESSAGE.( not trying to be rude though...)

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My friend falls down.

Me: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When my phone falls.

Me: OH MY GAWD! BABE, YOU ALRIGHT!?!? I'LL SAVE YOU!!! WAIT FOR ME!!! HANG ON!!!!

TRUE.