HEY GUYS!!!! THIS IS GONNA SOUND REALLY WEIRD FOR THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE IN THE INTERNET, BUT... I'M HUNGRY. BE BACK IN A SEC!!!

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Man: Say no! Oh my gods! Say no! No! Don't accept! Don't say yes! Oh, you said yes... now you're going to regret your life...

Wife: What re you watching?

Man: Our wedding engagement.