THANKX FOR ALL YOUR VOTES! I'LL TRY TO KEEP AIRING NEW JOKES EACH DAY SO DO KEEP UP WITH ME!!!! THANKX AGAIN!!!!!

LAUREN KUTTERFLY

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Drunk Joke 1:

Friend: U were so drunk last night!

Boy: Um, no I wasn't!

Friend: Yeah- huh! You walked across the dance floor and won  first place!

Drunk Joke 2:

Friend: U were so drunk last night!

Boy: Nuh-uh!

Friend: Yeah-huh! You stuffed my pet bunny and yelled- IT'S A PILLOW! IT'S A PET! IT'S A PILLOW PET!

Friend: And then you asked your girlfriend if she was single and she said yes! :(

Boy: oh.................................