HEY GUYS!!!! DEDICATED TO @ Scarlet2302... LET ME GUESS!! SCARLET, UR GONNA VOTE FOR THIS RIGHT?!?!?! DUH!

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Person 1: *sent at 3am* Hey, can u come over? I'm lonely.

Person 2: It's 3am dude!!!

Person 1: But I hate to keep two pounds of bacon waiting...

Person 2: Wait a second. I'll go get my coat.